We hope you made it Here safely…not everybody does.
The Anywhere Report is dedicated to providing our readers with the very latest news from Here, Out There, and Elsewhere. We do our very best to share carefully vetted information, tidbits, gossip chains, highlights, updates, rumors, recipes, and morsels of truth/near truth for your enjoyment.
Where is Here, Out There, and Elsewhere exactly? We’re not entirely sure–our experts say “all over the place.”
We’re a small team, headed up by Destiny Davison. Even though she technically built this place, we’re still trying to figure out what the hell Destiny even does around Here. If you figure it out, let us know.
Speaking of Here, here’s what’s going on currently:
- The Mosquito Union went on strike.
- Dot ate the love of her life.
- We’re causing a “ruckus” on Instagram (the public’s words, not ours).
- We’re waving around sticks of ear candles over on Tumblr as well.
COMMUNITY NEWS
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A SPLASH OF BERNICE
Bernice pairs well with shortbread and a dash of coconut creamer.
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DO YOU, LIONEL, DO YOU
Do you Lionel, do you. We commend your actions and are rooting for you in all your endeavors.
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IT’S A MIRACLE! ALVIN’S GUMS FEEL GREAT
After switching to baking-soda free toothpaste, Alvin is practically a brand new dinosaur.
